Jokes

this is how indian man do business :b
no offend to indian friends pls!!!!

Rajpat (father): "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"

Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter...."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

That is how Indians do business...

lols~
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman'speriod?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, mosquito enters the girl's skirt, Guess where it would have bitten????!?!?!?!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take abath.Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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Q: In Europe, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a big hat?
A: A rich lady

Q: In China, what do you call a female wearing sunglasses & a big hat?
A: Tai-tai

Q: In Singapore,what do you call a female wearing sunglasses and a big hat?
A: Carpark Attendant
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Dear Hokkien speaking friends,
Laugh until you kee siao! (CRAZY)

Here we go....

Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com ."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.

Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee na, si bay gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"

Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know,it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.It seemsthat when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hee hee hee (hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic..............

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."
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haha...hv fun reading :b

Hari Raya~

Hey all~ with so many updates on PE1 peoples’ life in United Kingdom. Here’s an update right here in Malaysia! Wo0t!

Happy Celebration Day (Hari Raya) was just a few days ago and our not forgotten class rep. had an open house! All hands for our great host! Tada!!



Hehe. An awesome traditional wear!

There’s a lot of food! Yep! I almost wanted to take a picture of it. xP
So, the most frequent thing we did was eat and drink. For some of us, we made new friends! -^__^-



Keat Wei and Yen Ying. Waahh… Ren Yin, your ex-lao gong got a daughter already!!



I honestly find this picture rather spooky. ^^;;





Awww… Sweet, right? I just got to know that day itself.



Keat Wei and I and… someone’s smelly foot. The foot is rather long, yeah? *gasp* Almost as long as my head some more. ^^;;

Hehe. This part is at Hafriz~ Later we went out to catch a movie.

What The Crap

Movie Part~

The movie we watched was “What The Crap!” XD;;

It’s seriously a touching movie. Since it’s based on a true story, I would recommend this to all. WTC, a story about hope, determination, survival and most of all love, be sure you catch this wonderful movie, “World Trade Centre”. Yep! I was just pulling your legs before. xP I learned from the rest that day. Hehe.

So here’s what we did before the movie.







There’s an observatory in CINELEISURE. I was cheated by Jieqiang that the whole thing could collapse once you step onto it. That’s why I step in later after I know it was secure. Evil… XD;;



Now, check out this pretty background. The best place to take a picture, wouldn’t you say?



Jieqiang was dared to carry a ladies’ handbag with the help from Keat Wei and Yen Ying. He carried two! Wo0t!



I caught this while I was spamming. Whoa~ Zhao suddenly turned to a pro poser. XD;;

But hey!!! That’s not all~ Remember Jieqiang carried two ladies’ handbag? You wouldn’t wanna miss this!



Tadaaaaaaaa!!! A pink bag with pink shirt. Hehe.



Check out the pose people!! XD

Okay~ I’m done. -^__^- *bounces away* boink boink boink~

Some stories for laugh :b

stories not to miss, MUST READ!


Story1 :-

Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings. Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything.

They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would look at far away countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see. Sister would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.

As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control themselves. They continued to love each other. Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad, mother was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and gossip about them.

Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each other. To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother destroyed his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since they could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...

Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was touched by it. He decided to compose a song for the lovers. I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, I did not buy his CD, so I cannot share with you the lovely song. I remembered the lyrics though, and will share with you how touching this song is... enjoy..

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(Chinese hanyu pinyin)
Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu
Pao de kuai, pao de kuai
Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo
Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai....

(Translation)

2 tiger , 2 tiger
run very fast, run very fast
1 no eye, 1 no ear
very weird, very weird...


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice right? Very touching hor .... :P
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Story 2:-

A farmer had twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As the oldcock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought oneyoung cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work togethertowards productivity"

Young cock : What ya mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help youwith some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and ifI win, you shall allow me to have one hen and if I loose you will haveall.

Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock : 50 metre run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, Ihope you allow me to start off the first 10 metres.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cockto start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 metres mark the Youngcock chases him with all his might. Soon enough, he was behind the Oldcock in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ..... before he could overtake the Old cock, he wasshot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Fucking hell ! This is the fifthGAY chicken I've bought this week !"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY : "NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE AN OLD COCK......"
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Story 3 :-

KIDS IN GRADE SCHOOL THINK FAST

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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Story 4 :-

One day, three bankers, a Citibanker, one from HSBC and another fromMaybank, went for a walk. They were old buddies from school, and they wereremembering the tough old days when they were students together.

For no apparent reason, they went into a zoo and passed an elephant.

Being from the same profession and the same school, there was a bit of peercompetition going on. So when he saw this elephant, an idea clicked the Citibanker. He said to the others, "Why don't we prove who is the bestamong us?".

The others, of course, agreed.Then the guy from Citibank said "Let's make it a test. Whoever can make this elephant laugh, he works for the best Bank".

They all agreed.

Being a pure logical strategist, the Citibanker tried to make the elephantlaugh by telling jokes (In this story, the elephant could understand the language, boleh lah). But it remained silent.

As a more practical guy, the HSBC guy tried to make funny gestures...andthe elephant still stood firm.

Now, it was the Maybanker`s turn. Being the tomorrow -can- do- it guy, he whispered something to the elephant, and it laughed and pointed its trunkat him. The other two were astonished.

How come this Maybank guy could beat them?

So the HSBC guy said "OK, let's make another test. Let's make this elephant cry".

So there they went again.

The Citibanker told sad stories,the HSBC guy made sad gestures,and they both failed again.

Then, the Maybank fella whispered something again into the elephant's ear and it just cried, weeping and sobbing away.

This can't be, thought the other two.

So the Citibanker said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win this test, we will bow to you. Let's make this elephant run".

He went and barked at the elephant and ordered it to run. But it stayed still.

The HSBC guy pushed the elephant and stabbed it with a stake to make it run, it too stayed still.

Finally, the Maybank hero whispered something into its ear again and the elephant ran and ran as fast as it could as if it was scared to death.

The other two surrendered."

OK, you're the best, pal. You work for a very good Bank; not even ourglobal banks can beat yours. Do tell us your secret".

"Well" said the guy from Maybank,

"The first time I made it laugh, I said "Maybank is the best bank in theworld! ".

"When I made it cry, I told the elephant how much I get paid".

"And when I made it run scared to death, I said,"Why don't you join Maybank?"
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haha...enjoy! =)

week3

phew~ another week down...finally~ @.@ summaries of the week here...haha:-

struggled n finished my assignments(due on monday) on sunday,simply crapped something for those questions i dunno :b

went to resit the online integration test on monday,things didn't went well,technical problem + careless mistakes,failed to reach pass mark of 80% =,= hafta resit again some day....aiks...

tuesday,an ordinary day,3hours of lectures and nothing else... started to work with my new assignment of the week,17questions...from week1 7questions increases to week2 14 questions n this week 17...swtz~

total free day on wednesday,no lectures,nothing...went to play frisbee from 2-4pm,fun but stil not used to doing outdoor sports here,breathing cold air,my cough came back >.<

thursday,another normal day,lectures,supervision sessions n classes,nothing much,more homework for the week @_@ slept at 9pm at night,haha...record of sleeping early since i arrived here :p

test day,friday(10weeks term,only 2 weeks got no test on friday),classes n lectures from 9am-3pm non-stop,took my lunch in class...lols~ then test for vector n matrices,went well,got all correct,yeah~ ^^ and online since 5.30pm till now (1am).

haha...hafta go get sum rest d...week3 ending soon~ 7more weeks to go...and i will be bac to m'sia for hols for 3weeks,looking forward that already...heh.. see you guys who r in m'sia then =) takecare all...nites~

pe1 in london (sam's birthday)

On 12th Oct, around 6pm Samuel called me to invite me to his birthday dinner which is at 7pm somewhere i m sooo not familiar with!! but i still managed to get there :) luckily i haven't cook!!!

here r the pics taken then





these r the pe1-ians in london (everyone is still the same)

had a great dinner with duck then its time for cake





the cake might seem small but it tasted very good











then we took more pics together...


taylorians in london

Audrey with birthday boy ...(they look like a couple le)


audrey and me



after that i left early to finish my laundry :(


as i said ive already left then so i dont know where they took this pic .. let audrey or sam or lehong or shaun to answer that la

and thx audrey for bringing a camera that day

and its 1 am now!!!!

My 19th b'day celebration pics

there were quite some ppl MIA of course like arun...ashok dunno where he went...tat's weird cos twins r suppose to b able to read each other's mind

my beautiful bday cake wit imaginary candles

dun my hair look dyed? hehe..i was below tis orange lamp which is actually quite hot..mayb tat's y my room is warm compared to others

bye bye my beautiful cake...ur soon gonna b eaten

Lessons on logic

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........

Top Universities of 2006

For those who don't know, the universities ranking for this year is out. For more info, visit :

http://www.topuniversities.com/


http://www.topuniversities.com/university_rankings/article/archive/2006/october//article/thes_qs_world_university_rankings_2006_top_200/827/

IceShaun has a D900

Here's my number : +447894348128 (international) 07894348128 (uk)

and my add :

Rosebery Hall,
90 Rosebery Avenue,
London, EC1R 4TY

and this is my phone :

Come visit me!!!

if u wanna send letters to me pls address to me at:

Christ's College,
Cambridge CB2 3BU,
United Kingdom.

if any of u wanna come look for me, my room number is 3/8 new court, Christ's college.

my current hp number is 00447726446339(international call), if msg is +447726446339(international msg) and 07726446339(local uk calls & msg).

Nottingham Pair

Greetings from nottingham. I've posted about life in Nottingham in my blog. Since everyone is updating bout thier life in thier blog, I shall entertain u all a lil bit by posting some random pics. Enjoy:)

Introducing:

!xoSeeTho (Wat an ear ring he have =.=")

Next we have:

Hafriz (notice his hand gesture 0.0")

Initially, both of them are a happy couple:


See how happy they both are:

Awww so sweet (uuggghh!!!)

Budden one day, C2 misunderstood Hafriz when he saw:

Caught in the act

Obviously, it was a misunderstanding. C2 tot Hafriz chose a more feminine like "guy" over7 him. So,

!xoseetho cried day and nite

To ease his pain,

he chose dis as a solution.

As a result,

He got drunk big time.

And so, Hafriz confronted !xoseetho and explained about the incident. That man/woman/watsoever in pink he took pic was his old skootmate. They made up and

They are happily together again (in uncle type of pants sumore =.="")

OK thats all bout this couple. Hope u bored guys n gals out dere enjoyed this piece of work dat i personally choreographed:p tataz

p.s. wats written in dis post is merely fictional and has nothing to do wif anyone or any truth. If dis incident happen to reflect ur reali personal life, it is just pure coincidence.

hihi

hi all!!! :b

hehe...how's life? life at warwick here is ok,weather is cold,i'm freezing in the blanket everynight,lectures started edi,few of it i'm stil quite blur,quite alot of assignments n homeworks edi also,all need to be passed up this coming monday n thursday. overall,life is getting busier here...haha..

how bout u guys? all post something bout their uni,or bout what they doing now la,update all of us!! hehe...sorta bored here sumtimes when i'm lazy to study,so post for me to read la =p well...almost 1am here edi...gtg la...

takecare all~

nitez~

hello

how r u guys doin?

i tot maybe we could post our contacts here on the blog so that we could get in touch :P:P
my add: room 5407, Wilson House, Sussex Gardens, London
my hp no. : +447794149128

hope to see you guys soon

* i've edited it because i typed my hp no wrongly

University of Warwick

hey all,hehe...here are sum pictures n description of my uni :P enjoy!!!


the university house...it is da main office of da university,there is a 24/7 library inside also,quite near to my place...hehe...

the rootes accommodation,my friend stays here :b

this is the rootes social building, some activities are held in this building and it is the examination hall for some papers...

the main walkway from my place to da centre of da campus...a lot of plants along both sides of the walkway...

greenery,hehe...i stay in a room in da building there :p

more greenery...this is another part of my area of accommodation...

MORE greenery...

and MORE MORE MORE greenery :P

lastly,sumthing i see everywhere along the walkway here but not in malaysia when i walk to uni every morning --- SLUGS!!! this is da biggest one i saw,sorta disgusting,lolz >_<

that's all for this post :b till da next then,takecare all =)